Two stories for you this week:
Story One:
Ashley from Cairns rings me; he's just finished a eight day bike ride with friends. He's been a pleasure cyclist for years. In fact he's sixty three, and he was over the moon about the oxygenating effect of his new Waterman Portable Alkalizer. He was passing 20 and 30 year olds with ease. 'So your recovery time was much better?' I asked.
'Recovery time? It didn't exist!' he laughed. He loved his new alkalizer so much he had rung to buy two more as gifts for friends.
Story Two:
'Mary' rang and wanted to return her new Alphion. Her husband had ranted all weekend about how it was another bit of junk she was buying. 'Besides,' he had said. 'It can't go on the sink. I'd have to move the coffee machine!'.
Ian: I think there is a message there somewhere.
BTW; If you were impressed with Ashley's road trip performance, my special offer for the Waterman still stands.
Waterman Portable Alkalizer.
3 Replacement filters.
1 Bottle of AlkaBalance to supply potassium and sodium alkalis.
All for $140; you save $35
Order here
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