Thursday, February 26, 2009

ION LIFE Makes Fox News

You know, in the business of water that has amazing health effects on people we need to be very, very careful what we say because 'Big Brother' is always watching. Even saying 'amazing' rather than 'beneficial' is an important decision for me because 'beneficial' may be construed as an implication of therapeutic effect, which would immediately attract the attention of our poor old competitors, which means it would immediately go to the Therapeutic good Administration as a 'consumer complaint'.

It's difficult not to get excited about the letters and emails I get from people who are long term users of our wonderful water, giving details of actual "amazing" (that word again) health effects. (not benefits, note) We have a filing cabinet stuffed with the stories we've received over the years and these days the majority of our new clients come recommended by a present user.

So I am not scared to show a 'negative' video about our water, as screened by Fox news in the US. I have come to expect articles like this because yes, it is hard to believe that what we say our water does is really so. It's much easier to get an 'expert' to debunk it and maintain the fear we all live under. So here's the latest video offering from mainstream media on ION LIFE water.

See it here

(And just to be clear; ION LIFE water does NOT, NOT, NOT do strange things to moustaches!)

And if you still have doubt whether the body can get out of balance here's another article

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

""(And just to be clear; ION LIFE water does NOT, NOT, NOT do strange things to moustaches!)""

lol!

nor does it make you bald!

although bald IS beautiful!

:)