Thursday, July 10, 2008

An Olympic Message

I'm sure our Chinese co-inhabitants of planet Zork laugh at our attempts at Mandarin. Therefore I'm equally sure that they would forgive us a laugh at some of their computerized translations. Such as:

"In nature, when small drops in the air split, they are with masculine and on the contrary they will with negative. That is called ionization phenomena of the air. Hence, near the chute and seashore, there are more negative ions in the air. On the other hand, in central city or beside factory, the air is seriously polluted and the amounts of negative ions are less comparatively. To human being, comfortable environment is always in the area of more negative ions such as chute, seashore and forest, etc. "

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